Chronicles of Parker

So, today I had to tell Parker that we couldn 't go on a date together. He likes to go on dates because then he gets to go out to eat. Anyway, in response to the "no" he tells me that his "heart" is "broken". I was like, "What? I broke your heart? " Later on he tells me that I'm the best mommy in the whole world! Then provides me with one of those killer watt smilles. I asked him if I still broke his heart, and his face falls into a sad, pathetic, sorrowful look. He then tells me that yes, I "still" broke his heart! Then the big smile returns and he says, "But your STILL the best Mommy!" I love my Parker! He is the best Parker in the whole world!